SATURDAY morning:
- Previously scheduled 4:45am airport taxi doesn't show. Luckily 5am isn't a busy time for them.
- At the airport, I proceed to the Lufthansa counter which is completely empty except for a sign directing me to the Continental desk.
- At the Continental desk, I wait in line for 45 mins. When I finally reach the counter, the agent prints out my baggage tags and says "NBO? Where is that?" Nairobi... as in Kenya. "Oh, well these tags look different than ours. We're merging with United; things are still getting worked out. I'll check your bags in through to Nairobi, but you have to go all the way down to the United counter to get your boarding pass." Are you kidding me?
- Another 45-minute line later, I am standing in front of a very grumpy United ticket agent who looks at me and says (no joke), "What do you want? Do you need something?" Yeah I need something. I need for United/Continental/Lufthansa to get their shit together, I need to get to my gate, I need about 6 more hours of sleep, and I need you to be nice to me, bitch. She proceeds to scold me and 2 other passengers on how we should know to get to the airport extra early on holiday weekends. I politely inform her I've been her since just after 5am.
- I get to the gate just in time to see my travel companion and colleague, Mark, looking oh-so-calm, cool, and collected. Made it! Whew, it all worked out. I'm sure everything will go smoothly from here....
SUNDAY evening:
- After 24 hours of travel time (about 16 of which I was in a drug-induced coma - thank you, Benadryl), we arrive in Nairobi. An easy pass through immigration and I am waiting patiently for my bag at baggage claim. One by one, our travel companions collect their bags and one by one I am left there without my bag. Damn it. Really?
- So I make a little visit to the baggage counter. When I give them my claim number issued to me by United just 24 hours earlier, they look at me and say something about San Francisco on August 5th. Uh, what? It seems my baggage number was previously assigned to a passenger who lost his/her bags in San Francisco a month ago and they have no record of my bag. Great.
- They give me a phone number to call the next day at this time to see if my bag arrives on the next flight.
- On my taxi ride from the airport to the hotel, my driver informs me of two things: 1) God is great. And, with Him, my life will be great. 2) His (that is, the taxi driver's, not God's) wife tells him he is like a lion. Why? Because after he eats, all he wants is one thing... sex. Uhh, raaarrrr.
MONDAY:
- I spend 2 hours talking to numerous people from United Airlines and Swiss Air (they operated the flight from Zurich to Nairobi), to learn that the bag never got on the flight in Seattle. Shocking.
- United issues me a new bag number and says they put it on the next flight and that it got to Zurich. They expect it in Nairobi in the evening but I need to check with Swiss Air (they too are partners but they can't see each others baggage claim files).
- Swiss Air then tells me they have no record of my bag, ever, but that they will start looking for it and suggest I be in touch with the airport baggage desk; they can't help until the bag has been missing for more than 5 days. Perfect, I'll be on my way home then.
- Not having too much faith in my baggage investigative team, Mark and I head out to go shopping for some necessities in the event that the bag doesn't show up that night. Apparently, Woolworth's is the Nordstrom of Africa. My bill for 2 meeting-appropriate outfits: $230. Hello! I'm a Target-OldNavy-Ross girl! I don't spend that kinda money on clothes.... damn it.
- In the evening, I call the number the baggage desk gave me only to receive a "This number has been switched off."
- Suddenly I'm not feeling so good. Not good at all. Fever and chills, horrible stomach pain. Nooooo! Who knows if it was food or water related, or something I contracted on the plane, but I am sick. Really sick.
- The only energy I have is expended over the next 24 hours on moving from my bed to the bathroom to violently throw up every hour. Somebody kill me please.
TUESDAY:
- Violent retching continues.
- Attempt to call the baggage desk again, same message. Aaaaahhhhh!
- Finally, in the evening, I make it downstairs to meet up with Mark to hear how the meetings I was supposed to be in went. Mark has now met Travel Sara and Sick Sara. He is surely gaining appreciation for Work Sara. The hour long "outing" to the hotel lobby bar takes everything out of me, and I pass out immediately upon returning to my sickroom.
- 6am: Ear screeching alarm goes off informing us that there is an emergency evacuation of the hotel. Okay, am I in a movie or something?
- Something feels funny on my face, specifically on my eye, and it kinda hurts. What's that? A mosquito bit me on the eyelid? Of course it did.
- I decide to make a trip to the airport to see for myself if my baggage arrived. When the taxi driver pulls up to take the parking ticket at the entrance, the machine suddenly goes 'out-of-order' forcing us to make the line of cars behind us back up one by one and all transfer to the other line. He seems dumbfounded; I don't. This is my life right now.
- The baggage desk attendant informs me that there is "no information in your file, ma'am" meaning that my bag has not arrived in Nairobi, nor do they have any record of it in Zurich. She doesn't know what to tell me, other than to just go back to my hotel and call tonight at 7:00. Uh-huh.